I am truly happy for once in my life with politicians. With the recent American presidential election, Barack Obama has come out on top and what a breath of fresh air it is. No more Republican stench to rot the linings of the White House, no more warmongering to bolster the failing economy, just an intelligent demagouge with the passion to lead the United States of America into a new efficient way of life.
With that said, there will always be people bringing up the issue of race, but lets look at it in a positive light for once. For all the disenfranchised African Americans who have the highest ambitions of becoming a sports star, musician or any other entertainment prospect i.e the "get rich fast" ambitions, they can and will consider becoming a politician, a businessman or even teacher. They can and will because of Obama Barrack.
Obama Barrack represents every product of a broken home, every underdog and more importantly every minority. With the right mindset and dedication, anyone can aspired to be as great as Obama Barrack is.
What a great day to be alive.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
That prick Rudd. Who does he think he is?
It's nice to see that Australians are being treated properly again; That is, with suspicion and heavy monitoring by the government. It should come as no surprise to anybody that England's former prison continent is now facing a broadly-censored Internet, guided by the caring, compassionate hand of beloved leader Kevin Rudd.
Rudd, who has spent many years learning from politicians in Beijing, recently discovered that the Internet is a filthy, dirty place. Feeling the need to protect the delicate eyes and minds of his country (which was incidentally founded by murderers, rapists, and arsonists), Rudd immediately took action and declared that Australia's Internet would be cleansed of all “indecent” content. “Indecent”, of course, is a term that will be defined solely by the Australian government, so it doesn't take a genius to see where this course of action will lead to. I mean, there's no possible way that the government would abuse its newfound powers, right? It wouldn't use its newly bestowed omnipresence to block websites that were, say, critical of governmental policies. No, that would be an abuse of power, and we all know that politicians are good, honest people.
Heaven help you if you try to opt out of the censorship. I mean, come on. They're only blocking filth and perversion. You're not the kind of person to go to those kind of sites, are you? I bet you are. You filthy pervert. Anybody who would want to opt out of government “protection” is obviously up to something, so you can bet your deviant ass that your uncensored line will be monitored. Can't be too careful these days, right? You shifty-eyed weasel.
Take my advice – Start bookmarking good proxy services and look into getting satellite Internet. If you value your privacy and free speech, you're going to need to be proactive. Then again, maybe you should just let big brother watch out for you. There's just no way that the average citizen can protect himself from the big, scary Internet.
-Bipartisan Bastard.
Rudd, who has spent many years learning from politicians in Beijing, recently discovered that the Internet is a filthy, dirty place. Feeling the need to protect the delicate eyes and minds of his country (which was incidentally founded by murderers, rapists, and arsonists), Rudd immediately took action and declared that Australia's Internet would be cleansed of all “indecent” content. “Indecent”, of course, is a term that will be defined solely by the Australian government, so it doesn't take a genius to see where this course of action will lead to. I mean, there's no possible way that the government would abuse its newfound powers, right? It wouldn't use its newly bestowed omnipresence to block websites that were, say, critical of governmental policies. No, that would be an abuse of power, and we all know that politicians are good, honest people.
Heaven help you if you try to opt out of the censorship. I mean, come on. They're only blocking filth and perversion. You're not the kind of person to go to those kind of sites, are you? I bet you are. You filthy pervert. Anybody who would want to opt out of government “protection” is obviously up to something, so you can bet your deviant ass that your uncensored line will be monitored. Can't be too careful these days, right? You shifty-eyed weasel.
Take my advice – Start bookmarking good proxy services and look into getting satellite Internet. If you value your privacy and free speech, you're going to need to be proactive. Then again, maybe you should just let big brother watch out for you. There's just no way that the average citizen can protect himself from the big, scary Internet.
-Bipartisan Bastard.
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